The best penis for male chastity
I’ve often said there is no such thing as The One True Way to do enforced male chastity. But over the years and due to my own personal experience, reading the experiences of others, and the feedback...
View ArticleTOGgle switch: On
You remember TOG. No? He’s that British guy who’s been on-again, off-again sniffing around Belle for some time now. Search for “TOG” if you want the details. Long story short, it seemed like it was...
View ArticleNovember metrics
September was weird because I was unlocked so much, October was weird because I was only locked up, November was back to what we call normal around here. I was locked up 99.5% of the time and unlocked...
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A new year, a new batch of questions… Puppy Aslan woofed: I am a young puppy and my Master wants to keep me in chastity 24/7. He has a CB2000 but it is not very safe. We are planning to buy one from...
View ArticleYear-end metrics
Welp, here we are at the start of a new year. That means 2017’s metrics project is in the can. Thousands of hours, a handful of chastity devices, scores of orgasms (for her) and still just the one...
View ArticleOf trust and locks
Tom wrote a thing about keys. Go ahead and read it if you haven’t already, but long story short, Mrs Edge took all the keys, even the “emergency” one, and has left poor Tom without any. But not having...
View ArticleTheatrics
I got home Thursday to the only night in three and a half weeks Belle and I would be together. She got back from Asia on Tuesday several hours after I left for Southern California and she left Friday...
View ArticleJanuary metrics
I spent all month forgetting that January has 31 days in it, not 30. Not that it really matters, but it would be so much more convenient for everyone if months had the same number of days in them....
View ArticleSick makes six
Belle left this morning for Mexico where she’ll be with a friend until late next week. No, not that kind of friend. A female friend. We had one whole weekend together between the three weeks we didn’t...
View ArticleFebruary Metrics
February continued the weirdness of January. Trips, illnesses, etc., conspired to keep us apart and/or make our time together non-optimal. I was outside a chastity device three times for a total of...
View ArticleCratered
It’s been a very strange month for me. It’s not quite time for my monthly numbers update, but here we are. I’m writing anyway. For the first time in a really long time, I didn’t want anything at all to...
View ArticleRabbit v. Lizard
Yesterday I said… I’m not allowed to ask for or refuse orgasm. But it’s how I’m feeling. I wish they didn’t need to happen. I feel like enough “plumbing” issues are taken care of with the occasional...
View ArticleMailbag
Steve forever Welcome back to another exciting installment of the DT Mailbag! Brooke bothered… Hey Thumper, I was curious if you’ve ever come across the practice of using ‘Athletic Tape’ for light...
View ArticleApril metrics
A full third of the year is done and it’s yet another “weird” month where Belle and I have been apart far too often. May will be more of the same and it’s really starting to take a toll on me, but...
View ArticleWandering the vacant rooms
I was out of chastity for thirty-nine days. By far and quite easily the longest time I’ve gone without that restriction since Belle first locked me up over nine years ago. I came ten times during that...
View ArticleLet it be
I was just having an email exchange with someone who has been struggling recently with the level of frustration and horniness he’s dealing with as a result of having been self-locked for a few months....
View ArticleHoliday confinement
This Christmas, we’re going on vacation. This is something we did for the first time a few years ago. Everyone (Belle, the kids, her parents, her sister’s family — everyone) went to Hawaii. Which was,...
View ArticleMailbag
Last time I logged into FetLife was more than a year ago. At least, that’s what I surmise from how old the messages are in my inbox. Since some of them are inquiries for advice, I’ll answer them here...
View ArticleThumper’s top ten rules for locked men
We’re in Mexico for Christmas. Ten days away from cold and snow and sunsets that seem to begin right after lunch in exchange for warmth and walks on the beach and sunsets that happen at reasonable...
View ArticleHNThumper LXXVIII: Cradled
I originally put this on Twitter but since the demise of Tumblr has limited my exhibitionist reach and I like this photo so much, I’m reviving HNThumper here on the blog. See previous HNThumper posts.
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