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The settled unsettled
I recently read a news item about a guy with no penis giving great sex advice on Reddit. It may or may not be true because, you know, the internet but what he’s saying sounds real to me, a person who...
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HNThumper LXIX: Rubbing day
I’m going to get a massage today. This is a Good Thing™ but, as usual, I’m carrying some steel between my legs and my masseuse is not privy to that info. As a result, I have to bust open my emergency...
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Theater and artifice
I saw an image on Tumblr recently that was of some guy wearing a clear Holy Trainer 2 with one of those numbered tags like Belle uses to keep track of my emergency key though its lock. The little...
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HNThumper LXX: Further faux clit action
In the shower this morning and, yet again, I found myself fingering the wet ‘n soapy penis in the Steelheart like it was a clit. Like last time, I was thoroughly enjoying myself when I realized I was...
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Gymboree
I’m probably done going to the personal trainer I’ve been seeing for…man, almost four years. The reasons are several but can be boiled down thusly: His motivation strategy basically involves a bunch of...
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Mile marker
A reader calling themselves “Dev” said just over a month ago in a comment… Thumper, I have a question for you, but I’m worried it will just piss you off. Hence I am leaving it in comments so that you...
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HNThumper LXXI: Steel four ways
Lots of steel, my favorite metal, in today’s HNThumper. There’s my wedding ring, my locking bondagy bracelet cuff thing, my Apple Watch, and, of course, Belle’s Steelheart. And vein porn because some...
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Counting the stages and keeping my mouth shut
About a week ago, I tweeted… This morning: 1. I hope she doesn’t tell me to come. 2. I wish she’d let me come. 3. I’m so glad she didn’t make me come. — thumper (@thumperMN) November 15, 2015 Which...
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Pieces on the board
Chaste Cyclist (of the great eponymous blog) said in response to my last post: Even though it has only been about 9 months for us, I feel myself drifting ever closer to these same feelings. The other...
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New rule
Belle doesn’t have than many rules for me, if you think about it. I can only come when she tells me to and if she tells me to I have to. I must to wear a chastity device whenever she says (unless...
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HNThumper LXXII: Pulled pork
Today, in the Looker 02 and feeling it. Pulling on something, but not the thing I’m craving. There’s a story about how I ended up in the Looker, but I’ll tell it later. In the mean time…unf. Wish I was...
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Stupid penis-having person
I posted a picture of me in the Looker 02 this morning and said there was a story behind it. It’s not a good story. It’s a story of me being a stupid penis-having person. It starts last week. I was in...
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So I wait
Last weekend, I was out of town. The weekend before that, Belle was. She’s in Chicago today. It’s been a while since we had quality time together, let alone had sex, because it’s a busy time of year...
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Metrics
I’m well past the stage of keeping track of how long Belle’s had me locked up or when my last orgasm was or anything like that. I used to, excessively. I knew what my record was and was always...
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So I wait
Last weekend, I was out of town. The weekend before that, Belle was. She’s in Chicago today. It’s been a while since we had quality time together, let alone had sex, because it’s a busy time of year...
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Evolution
Once upon a time, Belle would leave me locked in the Steelheart until Friday night. Then she’d let me out before she went to sleep so the penis would be right there for her the next morning. I’d stay...
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Riding the thermals
I like porn as much as the next guy. I probably look at it more than the next guy my age since I’m unable to get myself to the place where it loses its appeal temporarily. Orgasmically speaking, I’m...
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On the bounce
It’s kind of surprising to me how quickly and ferociously my sex drive has come back. Like I said yesterday, it started to peek its little head out of the box I was keeping it in (all blinky and...
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The other guy
A couple of months ago on a Saturday or Sunday morning, Belle laughed and told me she had received a random friend request from some guy in England. They had no mutual friends and she had no idea who...
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HNThumper LXXIII: Whiteout
I like silly underwear… Processed with VSCO with x1 presetG-string by Gregg, watch by Apple, device by Steelworxx, locked penis by Belle. This one was on Twitter and Tumblr before it was here....
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