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Feral, free range rabbit
It’s been an odd couple of weeks around here. First off, I was off in the woods over the long MLK weekend. Belle let me out the weekend before that, let me come, and then didn’t put me back in since I...
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Protecting muggle sensibilities whilst naked
Me on Twitter this AM: Fuck. Forget I'm getting a massage this afternoon and I'm still locked up. — thumper (@thumperMN) February 4, 2015 The place I get my hair cut is right across the street from...
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Mailbag
Quick one today. Reader Alex opines… Hey Thumper, love your blog! My girl friend and I have recently started to experiment with chastity. She loves the idea of being able to send me on business trips...
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The best male chastity device
A bit over a year ago, I was asked by a reader what the best male chastity device on the market was. I penned (keyed?) a missive on my thoughts and threw it out upon the waves of the World Wide Web to...
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Merry Male Chastity Day
Seems implausible that I’d let the second annual Male Chastity Day slip by without some kind of mention…right? A couple of weeks ago, I was contacted by the managing editor of Simply Sxy to write a...
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Becoming what she needs
Belle has informed me that I will be locked up until we go away on Spring Break. That’s, roughly speaking, about six weeks of being enclosed in steel. Of course, the thing she’s really good at is doing...
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I find a clit
As anyone who lives with their penis locked in a steel tube can tell you, hygiene is important. Not to be scrimped on. Probably a third of the time I spend in the shower is attending to the tube. So...
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Use it or lose it?
Over on the Tumblr, someone calling themselves teenlockedboy asked… do you guys think shrinking bc of chastity cage is a real thing? To which, I replied… It is definitely not a real thing. Been in a...
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Fortnightish
“Can you feel it?” Belle asked me that as I was wrapped myself around her in bed, pressing my naked body against as much of her bed-clothed body as possible, hard stuffed tube pushing into her thigh....
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Nine nine nine
I’m all hung up on the fact that my next post will be the thousandth on the blog. I’m not sure if that counts the couple of dozen aborted drafts that never saw the light of day or not (or if it really...
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The one about being sick and grumpy
The only thing I find worse than blog posts apologizing for not having blogged in a while are blog posts about being sick. I don’t blame anyone for making these (except for the “sorry I’ve been gone so...
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Dented
The other day, I wrote a post that said enforced chastity devices don’t make penises smaller. I stand by that based on my now years of experience along with never having seen any evidence to the...
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When absence becomes a verb
Had to live through another sleep-deprived night yesterday that was maybe 70% caused by hormonal denial build-up and 30% sick kid up in the middle of the night. Seems like these all-nighters don’t come...
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BON4M chastity device…er…“review”
About what you’d expect from a NSFW image perspective, so we’ll put this one behind a jump… Usually, when I write up my opinion of a chastity device I like to give it some time. Several days, sleeping...
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Homecoming
Belle’s home from her two week overseas adventure so all’s right in the world again. It’s been hard keeping my hands to myself and I’m sure I’m annoying her with the attention, but I’m just so happy to...
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Oxballs Cock Lock Review
Due to the typical NSFW images that go along with them, this product review is behind a jump… Oxballs has a new…er…um…chastity device? It’s called the Cock Lock and I got it from Mr. S Leather and have...
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Lipstick, meet pig
Big news today! No, not the Supreme Court argument over marriage equity. No, not the Baltimore riots. NO, not the tragedy in Tibet. THERE’S GOING TO BE A GOLD CB-6000! Dateline: Las Vegas. Male...
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She never even considered it
The penis was very annoying Sunday morning. It usually only wakes me up (when it wakes me up) sometimes between 3:30 AM and 4:30 AM pushing and squeezing and straining against the Steelheart. Sunday,...
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Addiction affliction
My post on the wonderful world of porn elicited this comment from a reader: Yes, porn is nice and dandy, except … well, sometimes (and probably depending on the user) it isn’t. In fact, porn might be...
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Fuck it
This Dan Savage thing has been quite the adventure. And, funny thing is, it’s not really a thing. It’s just the prospect of a thing. Of maybe someday getting a call because some topic comes up Dan...
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